The following is taken from the end credits of the movie. Sadly, the entire list of 666 rules is not one of the special features, but here are at least the first ten!
- No refunds at any time.
- No lips, backtalk, or sass to our Dark Lord.*
- No hope or prayer that God will save you.
- No monkeys jumping on any beds.
- No crying Wolf, or Shark, or Sasquatch.
- No running, jumping, or running with scissors.
- No take backs.
- No quitting, quilting, or knitting.
- No service, self service, or bottle service.
- No not loving Straight-Razor Stalemate.**
*I wonder just how much of a problem this was that Lucifer decided there had to be an actual rule against it.
**I had to Google this one to make sure I’d copied it down correctly. Apparently they’re a punk rock band from LA.
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